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2/3/10
New Reviews of
Edge of Darkness ****
Extraordinary Measures ***
Legion ***1/2


1/18/10
New Reviews of
The Book of Eli ***1/2
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus **1/2
The Lovely Bones ***

New Blog Entry:
Shower the People with Globes


1/12/10
New Review of
Youth in Revolt ***


1/10/10
New Reviews of
Daybreakers ***
Me and Orson Welles ****


1/3/10
New Reviews of
The Bad Lieutenant:  Port of Call-New Orleans ***1/2
The Boondock Saints II:  All-Saints Day ***
Nine **


12/30/09
New Feature Article
The Best Movies of 2009


12/27/09
New Reviews of
Brothers ****
Sherlock Holmes ****
Up in the Air ****


12/20/09
New Blog Entry
Remembering Brittany Murphy

New Reviews of
Avatar ****
Invictus ***1/2


12/7/09
New Reviews of
Armored ***
Fantastic Mr. Fox ****


11/29/09
New Reviews of
Ninja Assassin ****
Old Dogs **1/2


11/24/09
New Review of
The Blind Side ***


11/20/09
New Reviews of
The Men Who Stare at Goats ***1/2
2012 ***1/2


11/11/09
New Reviews of
The Box ****
A Christmas Carol 3D ***1/2

Cream of the Crop
The Best Movie Currently in Wide Release


Sherlock Holmes

"I've read and loved every word Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about the brilliant Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes and his faithful assistant Dr. Watson, and while I've enjoyed some of the movie and TV adaptations, something has always nagged at me.  The world Doyle created seemed somehow more alive with danger and madness than the orderly, polite Baker Streets of Basil Rathbone or Jeremy Brett's detectives.  To me, the fascination of Holmes is in his bizarre, needy and quite possibly bipolar personality, something that actually made it to the screen most accurately in the Holmes-inspired person of House, M.D.'s Dr. Gregory House.  Until now.  Guy Ritchie has found the Sherlock Holmes I saw when I read the stories:  Robert Downey Jr., who does the honors in a new blockbuster designed specifically for people who filtered the master of deduction through a prism of late-20th century narrative styles.  Sherlock Holmes is large-scale and action-packed, but it holds to Doyle's vision (or at least my vision of it) surprisingly well.  The plot is entertaining enough, though it's really just blockbuster filler.  But the chance to visit a 221B Baker Street so messy and alive was a true delight... Much has been made of the modernizing and rebooting of Doyle's iconic character in Sherlock Holmes, but truth be told, the primary thing Ritchie and his writers (Michael Robert Johnson, Anthony Peckham, Simon Kinberg and  Lionel Wigram) have done is to blow away the dust of generations of other adaptations.  Yes, Downey Jr's Holmes boxes and uses the martial arts, but Doyle referred to both as part of his master detective's skill set in the original stories, which were hardly bereft of action.  And the Case of the Resurrected Lord is still a puzzle only a man of Holmes' mastery of observation and encyclopedic knowledge could hope to solve.  As usual, the clues are in plain sight, but their connections draw upon the botany, cultures and sciences of turn-of-the-century locations throughout Europe and Asia.  In short, good luck solving the case, but once it's solved, I felt satisfied that the writers had played fair, and also that the solution fit well within Holmes' world... Liberties have been taken, of course, juggling the timelines of Holmes, Watson, Mary, Adler and that mysterious Professor to suit its' purposes, but in the process the movie touches upon almost every significant relationship within the Holmes universe.  I was always interested in the Holmes/Watson/Mary quasi-triangle, which is a minor element of the stories but is allowed a richer hashing-out here, and of course fans long-fascinated with Holmes' love/hate relationship with “the woman” Irene Adler get to examine it in more detail without crossing the line into true romance.  The script is also peppered with clever dialog lifts from the stories, in some cases assigned to other characters or contexts...As I mentioned earlier, Downey Jr. is just about perfect as Holmes.  Sloppy, tortured, brilliant and brave, he hits every part of the detective's complex personality and makes it his own.  When he was cast, I thought no other actor could be as well-suited to the role, and I was right.  Ritchie does a great job channeling his trademark cinematic energy into Holmes' process, showing him thinking through fights before they occur in a sort of “genuis-cam”, and staging a bravura sequence where he puts together one of his trademark disguises from found objects while pursuing Irene down an ally.  Not surprisingly, Holmes' drug use didn't make the cut in this PG-13 adaptation, but he's certainly got enough self-destructive habits to not feel watered-down... Watson, always a tougher fellow on the page than he was ever allowed to be on-screen, but Jude Law corrects that imbalance with a vengeance.  The Holmes/Watson relationship here is a bit feistier than the one on the page, but that's a fair concession to changing times, and the core of their mutual trust and loyalty is only enhanced by a little well-placed bickering."

 
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1/18/10

Shower the People with Globes

I haven't written a word about the Awards Season up until now, and the primary reason is that it's simply not been all that interesting to me.  I'll freely admit it:  after years of disgust with the Awards establishment's drift away first from commercially successful movies and then from niche movies that were great as opposed to ones that pinged their favorite issues or desire to adopt foreign children, last year pretty much did me in.  Going into the season with the year's top grossing movie (yes, I'm talking about The Dark Knight) having also been my favorite film of the year and universally acclaimed, it was time for Old Man Oscar to wake up and acknowledge a movie that people had actually loved rather than shake his walking stick at them demanding that they love something they'd never even heard of instead.  As you know, Hugh Jackman's cardboard batcycle in the Oscars' opening musical number was as close as Knight came to Best Picture at any major ceremony.  And it's not just the Academy that's out of touch:  all around the country, more and more random bodies of critics rise up and demand to be heard.  And what are they saying?  "Me too!"  Sigh.  It's enough to make a person, well, not give a damn.

But I am a creature of habit, and I have followed this Hurt Locker lovefest of an awards season, including fast-forwarding through the Golden Globes last night (sorry, Ricky Gervais, didn't hear a word you said, although you did look almost as drunk as Harrison Ford and awfully pleased with the quality of your own material).  Not that I believe what I saw will have any impact on what's coming on March 7 just as it did not reflect what we've seen so far, but somewhere between all those fast-moving celebrities and their poorly-scripted banter, I saw something like a phantom from the mid-90's:  people winning major awards for movies people who don't go three times a week had actually seen! The Blind SideThe Hangover? Sherlock HolmesInglourious Basterds? Julie & Julia?  Forbid it almighty God, the year's top-grossing movie as Best Picture-Drama?  Wow.  Now THIS is something worth talking about.

Only three major awards went to movies that didn't either pass or some close to the $100 million mark at the box office, and only one (Jeff Bridges' win for Crazy Heart) to a movie that isn't close to the $50 million mark.  And Heart has yet to see much release:  I myself am dying to see it, and it looks like a movie audiences might embrace.  Did any of these awards move me personally?  The wins by Meryl Streep and Robert Downey Jr. were for performances that had meant a lot to me.

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The Best Movies of 2009
Wow, is this really my 4th Annual Ten Best List?  You bet it is!  And what a great year for movies it was, with me handing out four stars on no fewer than 26 occasions and finding 18 movies I REALLY wanted to get onto my Top Ten List.  Yes, the year was short on Utter Greatness, and no movie I saw this year could challenge the previous three Best Movie Champs Stranger than Fiction, The Mist or The Dark Knight.  But the year did have a deep bench, and I found nice surprises in all kinds of genres.  Of course, these lists are just for fun, and the difference between movies #5 and 18 is really no greater than a question of what kind of mood I'm in on any given day.  But I really tried to rank these titles based not on an objective standard of greatness (you know how I feel about that), but rather how totally buzzed about their awesomeness I was upon coming out of the theater.  No self-respecting list should be without at least a movie or two that's generally regarded as crap and a couple more most people have never heard of and, as always, my picks deliver the goods!  Without further ado, I give you The Best Movies of 2009 (Lamar Kukuk Edition): CHECK 'EM OUT
     
 
Reviews of Movies Currently in Theaters
 
Amelia
**
Armored
***
Astro Boy
****
Avatar
****
The Bad Lieutenant:  Port of Call-New Orleans
***1/2
The Blind Side
***
The Book of Eli
***1/2
The Boondock Saints II:  All-Saints Day
***
The Box
****
Brothers
****
A Christmas Carol 3D
***1/2
Daybreakers
***
Edge of Darkness
****
Extraordinary Measures
***
Fantastic Mr. Fox
****
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
**1/2
Invictus
***1/2
Law Abiding Citizen
**1/2
Legion
***1/2
The Lovely Bones
***
Me and Orson Welles
****
The Men Who Stare at Goats
***1/2
Nine
**
Ninja Assassin
****
Old Dogs
**1/2
Sherlock Holmes
****
2012
***1/2
Under the Sea 3D
***1/2
Up in the Air
****
Where the Wild Things Are
****
Youth in Revolt
***
 
 
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