Apocalypto
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Directed by Mel Gibson
Written by Mel Gibson & Farhad Safinia

Cast
Rudy Youngblood as Jaguar Paw
Dalia Hernandez as Seven
Jonathan Brewer as Blunted
Raoul Trujillo as Zero Wolf
Rodolfo Palacios as Snake Ink

Rated R for sequences of graphic violence and disturbing images

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
1/4/07

Unless you simply don't plan to, it's probably better that we don't have this conversation until you've seen the peculiar combo of Terrence Malick and Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Mel Gibson has made about the declining days of the Mayan Empire.  Consisting of four fairly distinct sections, each progressively more interesting than the one before it, Apocalypto is a difficult movie to discuss without SPOILERS.  So, consider yourself warned.

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Since we're just getting to know each other here at The Palace, I'll let you know up front that I'm not the kind of moviegoer who's all that concerned with what kind of guy Mel Gibson is in real life or what strange ideas might be kicking around in his head.  I'll leave viewing Apocalypto through that kind of prism for others.  What's actually up on the screen is an ultra-violent historical action movie that is equal parts snoozy and electrifying, but by the end, I was glad I saw it. 

Our story begins with an unnamed South American tribe, presumably living sometime in the 9th Century.  We follow a hunting party that includes Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood) and Blunted (Jonathan Brewer) back to their village to meet assorted characters including Jaguar Paw's pregnant wife Seven (Dalia Hernandez) and his child, Turtles Run (Carlos Emilio Baez).  After some off-putting wackiness involving Blunted's much-discussed impotency, the village is attacked by Mayan warriors led by Zero Wolf (Raoul Trujillo) and the sadistic Snake Ink (Rodolfo Palacios).  Soon enough, our once-happy villagers have been routed and are dragged (at great length) back to a Mayan city, where the men are to be offered up as sacrifices to the Gods.  Their High Priest (played by Fernando Hernandez as a murderous snake oil salesman) starts ripping out hearts and slicing off heads for an enthusiastic crowd until a solar eclipse intervenes.  Gee, didn't that creepy little girl they passed along the way into town say something about an eclipse and somebody Jaguar-related leading them to the end of their world?  No matter, this is just the break Jaguar Paw needs to escape, and soon enough he's running like the wind with the warriors in hot pursuit, trying to make it back to the village and his hidden wife and child.  Back on Jaguar Paw's home turf, the cocky Mayans are about to learn a little something about Payback.

It's here, around the ¾ mark, when Apocalypto finally catches fire:  the Hard Target-like chase through the jungle is as electric as it is violent, and it's VERY violent.  In fact, the movie doesn't pause even a moment for breath until it slams head-on into a twist you might see coming, but which knocked me on my ass like few I can remember.  I couldn't help but think of what it must have been like in 1969 for people who first saw Charlton Heston screaming at that creepy half-Statue of Liberty at the end of Planet of the Apes.

All in all, Apocalypto's not quite the unspeakable sadistic bloodbath the hype might lead you to expect; sure, it's violent as all get-out, but it's pretty violent subject matter as well.  Gibson's camera shows us all kinds of awful sights, but rarely lingers on them.  It's a hard R to be sure, but doesn't push the ceiling of the rating.  What's fascinating about the early parts of the story, particularly the lengthy battle between the villagers and the Mayan warriors, is how they manage to be so dull while being so violent.  It takes the movie almost half its' running time to really find its' bearings in the Mayan Temple sequence, where Fernando Harnandez's bravura performance as the High Priest who knows how to give the people what they want starts the movie's pivot away from Historical Epic toward kick-ass action flick.  It's actually pretty nifty how the twist at the end brings things full circle and reminds us what the story we were watching was about before the running and the fighting broke out, but the setup for that knockout punch could have easily been done in half the time.

The production is top-shelf across the board, although those wanting to do more than look at a recreated Mayan city will be disappointed.  The movie treats the declining empire the way H.G. Welles treated his Martians, as an unstoppable force alien to the simple villagers who find themselves ground up in its' gears.  The warning to all the Great Civilizations that followed theirs, including our own, is there if you want it, but the movie's Big Themes are just as easily ignored by those who're only there to watch a man get his face eaten off by a jaguar.

I read an interview where Gibson suggested that anyone can learn to act in a few simple steps, and his largely unknown cast bears him out.  Youngblood, making his acting debut, is a first-rate hero, and Palacios is a sadistic henchman for the ages.  Dalia Hernandez is quite good in a massively thankless role:  stuck in a big ol' hole for much of the movie's running time and beset in the third act by crises that seem left over from a silent movie, she nonetheless maintains her dignity.  That all the actors are not only so natural, but also so natural in another of Gibson's beloved subtitled dead languages, is a testament indeed to his skill as an actor's director.

As for the Man Who Was Mad Max, he mostly gets the last laugh on those who imagined his dead language Mayan epic with a cast of unknowns as a mad folly.  Apocalypto is a pretty interesting story that works on a lot of levels.  Certainly it suffers from the bloat and lack of first act focus that often afflict filmmakers without anyone to say "No".  But now more than ever, I'm really interested to see what comes next in his increasingly unique body of work.

     
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