The Astronaut Farmer
**1/2

Directed by Michael Polish
Written by Mark Polish & Michael Polish

Cast
Billy Bob Thorton as Charlie Farmer
Virginia Madsen as Audrey “Audie” Farmer
Max Thieriot as Shepard Farmer
Jasper Polish as Stanley Farmer
Logan Polish as Sunshine Farmer

Rated PG for thematic material, peril and language

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
2/26/07

These are troubling times.  Poll after poll shows that the majority of Americans believe that the country is headed in the wrong direction.  Negativity seems to be everywhere around us.  It gets candidates elected, sells papers, gets people to watch the news and makes for the best office gossip.  If ever there was a time for a great movie about the triumph of a simple man's dreams over the vast political and corporate forces that oppose them, that time is now.  Alas, as desperately as The Astronaut Farmer wants to be that movie, it's not.  The pieces are there, but the characters just don't live in that same troubling world we do.

Charlie Farmer (Billy Bob Thorton) could have been an astronaut, but dropped out of the space program after his father's death and took over the family farm.  It's gnawed at him all these years, a dream to go into space that's led him to build a rocket in his barn.  Wife Audie (Virginia Madsen), son Shepard (Max Thieriot) and daughters Stanley (Jasper Polish) and Sunshine (Logan Polish) are 100% on board, but there's a certain vague sense that it'll never really happen.  That all changes one day at the bank, when Charlie learns that with all the money he's diverted into his own personal space program, the ax of foreclosure will fall on his farm within a month.  It's now or never.

But launching yourself into space is not as easy as simply doing it.  His efforts to purchase rocket fuel  lead Homeland Security to his doorstep, determined not to have NASA shown up by a private citizen.  His lawyer friend Kevin (Tim Blake Nelson) suggests calling in the press, and soon enough a genuine media circus is parked on the other side of his fence.  The government, represented by FAA head Jacobson (J.K. Simmons) and The Colonel (an uncredited Bruce Willis) use every bureaucratic trick in the book to keep an increasingly desperate Charlie grounded.  Will his rocket ever fly?

The Astronaut Farmer sounds like a simple crowd-pleaser on paper, but the tact director Michael Polish (who wrote the screenplay with his twin brother Michael, who also plays an FBI agent) have taken is far more ambitious.  The movie wants to say Something Important about a country where the government's ever-increasing powers are snuffing out the possibility of individual greatness.  It wants to say Big Things about society, parenting, the media and the importance of loving science.  But while all these notions are kicking around the resulting screenplay, none of them is well-developed enough to rise to the level of a theme.  And the tone Polish sets as director is entirely too up-tempo and cartoonish to make the characters real enough to care about.

The worst offenders are the Farmers themselves.  Their single-minded, cheerful focus on Charlie's goal leaves very little room for drama.  Audie does protest when it becomes clear that bankruptcy is a real option, but in the end everybody stays on the same bland page.  I couldn't help but think of how well Field of Dreams handles a similar family in a similar boat:  for all that movie's flights of fancy, I still felt like I was watching real people.  There's a certain lobotomized good cheer to the Farmer clan that prevents them from ever coming to genuine life. The view of the townspeople is problematic in the same way:  everyone hopes Charlie's rocket will fly, and his only opposition comes form people who just want what's best for him.  The government that opposes him so strongly is given a cynical need to “protect their own turf” as their only goal:  how interesting it would have been to have someone seem genuinely, wrongheadedly interested in Charlie's safety.  Only The Colonel ever approaches complexity:  Willis dances perfectly between support and abuse on his visit to the Farmer Farm.  Of course, the fact that the movie's most realistic character doesn't have a name and that it offers us a farmer named Farmer as its' lead demonstrates the excessive cutsiness that keeps everything from ever becoming too interesting.

Billy Bob Thorton does his best, he's the perfect actor to suggest something darker driving Charlie's relentless forward motion.  Virginia Madsen makes a perfect movie wife and she manages to draw Audie closest to humanity of any of the Farmers.  I'm sure it was fun for the Polishes to have their real-life daughters Jasper (Michael's) and Logan (Mark's) as Charlie's, but their performances are oddly detached from reality even by this family's standards.  There's some really strong work behind the scenes, including M. David Mullen's luminous cinematography and Stuart Matthewman's first-rate score.

The Astronaut Farmer isn't really a bad movie, everyone's so darn nice that I certainly wanted things to work out, and there is a brief sequence toward the end when the movie is actually as great as it wants to be.  It's likable.  It's pleasant.  It's just dealing from such a stacked deck that I never felt like Charlie's dream was in real danger, and it's hard to be inspired by the inevitable.

     
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