| 12/31/08
Three times through, sounds
like an annual tradition to me! Hang the ornaments, trim the tree,
it's time for that most criticy of activities, the annual Lamar's Movie
Palace Ten Best List! Topped by a movie I'd anticipated for three
years and one that jumped me like a bandit in the night on the next-to-last
day of the year, this eclectic list once again celebrates the fact that
until you see them, you just never know what movies will sing to you.
This, as I'm fond of saying, is why we play 'em. And who'd have guessed
that after two years of siding with low-grossing, unheralded contrarian
picks as the year's best film, this year I'd be on the bandwagon with the
highest grossing film of the year. Looks like you guys get it right
once in a while. Or something like that...
Without further ado, offered
with the caveat that as an unpaid citizen, I have not yet seen many of
the movies on the pros' Top 10 Lists, placed there only to tease us mortals
who'll have to create a separate list for them next year should they live
up to the hype:
1.The
Dark Knight-Was anybody shouldering a bigger burden of expectation
than Christopher Nolan in making his infinitely hyped sequel to Batman
Begins? Didn't matter: he actually exceeded the original by
leaps and bounds, his third writing collaboration with his brother Jonathan
in three tries (the others being Memento and The Prestige) to rank among
my top three movies of the year. In a year when popcorn blockbusters
have never been taken more seriously, Knight managed to put Batman and
the Joker squarely at the center of a richly nuanced meditation on whether
good and evil are truly quaint in a modern world of 24/7 news cycle fear.
The late Heath Ledger's parting gift to the world was an instantly immortal
performance unlike any supervillain before him, and Christian Bale continued
his evolution into one of our top leading men. Nolan and company
will have quite a challenge before them to top this, and I can't wait to
see them try.
2.Doubt-Full
service playwright/screenwriter/director John Patrick Shanley brought his
Pulitzer Prize-winning play to electrifying life with the year's best ensemble
acting. Meryl Streep led the way with one of her best performances
as an unyielding nun who suspects the parish Priest (Phillip Seymour Hoffman,
perfectly pitched between decent and creepy) of molestation. Amy
Adams and Viola Davis added their own dramatic fireworks to help prove
that you can actually make a thriller of ethics even more gripping than
one about life and death.
3.Horton
Hears a Who-At last, after some truly horrifying attempts, the pure
childlike joy AND thoughtful adult messages of the work of "Dr. Seuss"
Theodore Geisel came to the screen in the format where they always should
have been: animation. Jim Carrey proved the perfect man to
voice the elephant who's faithful 100% (perhaps the most delightfully big-hearted
character in movie history) in a story with resonance to anyone who dares
to buck the conventional wisdom. I smiled pretty much the entire
time, except when I was crying.
4.Swing
Vote-In an age when an increasingly dumbed-down society has turned
its' back on civics and old fashioned moviemaking, Kevin Costner made yet
another stand for both in this engaging, funny and smart Summer comedy.
Sure, you've got to go with its' impossible concept to believe two Presidential
candidates would have to campaign for a single man to choose the next Leader
of the Free World, but once you do so, the political satire (love those
campaign commercials!) and honest assessment of our woefully underinformed
electorate was spot-on.
5.Iron
Man-No movie changed more this year, from the careers of newly minted
superstar Robert Downey Jr. and Swingers slacker-turned-auteur Jon Favreau
to the perception that a superhero movie can't be fun, smart and wonderfully
acted all at the same time. Striding right off the comic book page,
Downey's Tony Stark was everything you could ask for in a movie hero:
virtuous, brilliant, funny and loads of fun to be around even while he's
doing the right thing. The science that allowed him to turn himself
into a flying man in armor felt so fascinatingly real, and Jeff Bridges
turned in an altogether different kind of villain for the ages as his Obediah
Stane (aka the Iron Monger) seemed like he really would don an evil supersuit
just to keep the stock price up. Plus, the whole Avengers thing started
here, and how can you not love that?
6.W.-An
Oliver Stone biopic of George W. Bush released while the man was still
in office? Man, how many ways could THAT have gone wrong...
But to the amazement of many, Stone delivered not a conspiratorial hatchet
job, but a surprisingly sympathetic and thoughtful story of a man who should
NEVER have been President and the forces that swept him into office.
Josh Brolin took his game to previously unknown levels, inhabiting the
President so totally there were times when I forgot who I was watching.
Those looking for payback weren't totally disappointed: Richard Dreyfus'
Dick Cheney held court for a mesmerizing, diabolical presentation of his
plans for Iraq that was probably never written down anywhere...
7.U2
3D-Yeah, I know, it's not a story, it's just a concert, but my ongoing
love affair with the new digital 3D technology peaked with this amazing
trip down onto the stage with the world's biggest rock band. Their
energy was as infectious as the visuals were stunning. And by this
time next year, we'll REALLY have something to talk about where 3D is concerned!
8.Get
Smart-Steve Carrell continued to build on his remarkable resume as
an actor who can deliver both the comic and dramatic goods by turning iconic
TV clutz Maxwell Smart into a genuine three-dimensional character without
losing a bit of his zip. Overall, Peter Segal's comedy with the Summer's
most pleasant surprise, turning the 60's comedy into a real, live action
spectacular that just happened to have a hero who occasionally misses by
THAT much...
9.Harold
& Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay-How crazy is it that this list
includes two movies in which George W. Bush plays a central role?
Seeking to top their cult classic debut, the iconic pothead geniuses played
by Kal Penn and John Cho are sent on another mad road trip, this time on
the run from an amazingly incompetent Homeland Security department that
believes them to be terrorist masterminds. While there's hilarious
comic idiocy and Neil Patrick Harris to spare, what makes the movie special
is its' State of the Union portrait of a country that spends so much time
afraid of its' neighbors when we have so much in common (not all of which
we'd like to admit to). Plus, perhaps the year's best romance between
Penn and Danneel Harris. When a Harold & Kumar movie makes me
cry, you know they're in business.
10.The
Spiderwick Chronicles-Warner Bros. chose to play hard to get with their
next Harry Potter flick, but this delightful February surprise filled the
year's kidlit fantasy/horror quota admirably. Freddie Highmore continued
his recent string of strong performances in a dual role as twin brothers
battling strange creatures (none scarier than the one played by Nick Nolte)
around their Mom's new house. A lot scarier and more dramatically
potent than one might expect, harkening back to the salad days of the Amblin
Entertainment machine.
But wait, there's more!
BEST 2007 MOVIE THAT DIDN'T
REACH HARRISBURG UNTIL 2008: Atonement-Joe
Wright's brilliant meditation on guilt brought the M. Night Shayamalan
revolution to the Art House crowd with a twist that's been hiding in plain
sound all along. Played such fascinating games with our expectations
of a Proper British Oscar Movie, becoming more and more surreal and bizarre
until it all made sense. The best movie of last year's awards season.
BEST MOVIE WITH NO ENTERTAINMENT
VALUE: Stop-Loss-Kimberly Peirce smacked
me upside the head, kicked me in the stomach and shoved my face into a
tombstone to bring home the horror of our policy of keeping soldiers who've
completed their tours of duty in Iraq whether they want to stay or not.
Gut-wrenching, searing filmmaking that made me feel like crap for weeks
afterwards, but should have been required viewing for an entire country
happy to look the other way on the issue.
BEST MOVIES YOU WERE ALL
WRONG ABOUT: The Happening and Deception-The
aforementioned Shayamalan returned to scary form with a gruesome new bag
of tricks for his E.C. Horror Comic about the Environment Striking Back
against an engagingly unlikely set of characters (Mark Wahlberg showed
great range as a comic dork with the backbone of a hero). Brilliantly
balancing the funny and the horrific to make both pop, this was a really
great time at the movies whose studio probably should have been more upfront
with audiences about the plot. At least people saw it before they
hated it: the Hugh Jackman/Ewan McGregor thriller Deception
came and went in April to one of the worst opening weekends in history,
but it's a little gem about a shy auditor with no friends and the showy
con man who takes advantage of him before their identities begin to blur.
Forget the fairly obvious thriller mechanics: as a character study,
it's nothing short of brilliant.
BEST 3D MOVIE WITH A PLOT:
Bolt-3D movies are still just trickling into
theaters, but here was one with spunk and a brain, a wacky canine Truman
Show about a dog (voiced wonderfully by John Travolta) whose entire
life was staged for TV cameras on the loose in a real world where his "superpowers"
have mysteriously abandoned him (must be those foam packing peanuts!).
Sweet, funny, and more importantly, multi-dimensional. Don't forget
to sit in the middle of the theater for best results.
OTHER GREAT FLICKS:
Eagle Eye, The
Incredible Hulk, Miss Pettigrew
Lives for a Day, Role Models, Tropic
Thunder, 27 Dresses.
THINGS WORTH REMEMBERING
ABOUT THE REST OF 2008'S MOVIES
-The oh, so realistic Western
world of Appaloosa
-The amazing true stories
of The Bank Job and Valkyrie
-The coming-out party of
Mark Strong, who commanded the screen in Body
of Lies and RockNRolla
-Speaking of RockNRolla,
the slow dancing scene
-The heartbreaking Coney
Island footage Cloverfield was taped over
-Doomsday's
Road Warrior-stolen climax (steal from the best, as they say)
-Johann Kruss, the real
star of Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
-Colin Farrell's glorious
comeback performance in In Bruges ("They're
filmin' midgets!")
-Speaking of comebacks and
amazing performances, one word: JCVD
-How great Lakeview
Terrace was when it was working
-"This is the Beatdown!"
The familiar pleasures of Never Back Down
-How Rambo
can still single-handedly win any war you ask by disemboweling the right
people
-The crackerjack twists
that end Righteous Kill and Traitor
-Those final 20 minutes
when Slumdog Millionaire is as good
as everyone says it is
-Speaking of great endings
and everyone's favorite homicidal Vietnam vet, how about the movie-within-a-movie
that concludes Son of Rambow
-That fun couple The Octopus
(Samuel L. Jackson) and Silken Floss (Scarlett Johannson), who put the
paddles to The Spirit whenever they could
-Richard Jenkins' amazing
year: the endlessly subtle performance in The
Visitor setting us up for his Tyrannosaurus Rex speech in Step
Brothers
-The Shelby Forthright (Fred
Willard) recordings that were the unsung highlight of WALL*E
-The bold (though not commercially
wise) return of Mulder and Scully in The
X-Files: I Want to Believe
As you can tell, it was another
great year at the movies. What do you say we do this again next year
around this same time. Well, maybe not around 10:45 PM on New Year's
Eve, when I'm typing this, but I'm pretty sure I have some kind of resolution
about being more organized buried under my notes someplace. Happy
New Year to all! |