Fast Five
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Directed by Justin Lin
Written by Chris Morgan

Cast
Vin Diesel as Dominic Toretto
Paul Walker as Brian O'Conner
Jordana Brewster as Mia
Tyrese Gibson as Roman
Chris “Ludacris” Bridges as Tej
Dwayne Johnson as Hobbs

Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence and action, sexual content and language

      
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
4/30/11

For the longest time, sequels were all about diminishing returns:  keep going back to the same well over and over with fewer and fewer of the original creative people and less and less of the original spark.  But somewhere along the way, something changed.  Maybe the evolving state of all narrative media away from the self-contained and toward the serialized made them seem like a more legitimate endeavor.  Or perhaps the simple fact that sequels are such a large part of Hollywood's output motivated everyone working in the business to take them a little more seriously.  But either way, we're looking now at franchises that build an ever-deepening universe and work hard each time at perfecting what they're doing rather than just recycling it.  Granted, that's best-case, but can you imagine twenty years ago seeing a franchise about lovable crooks who drive really fast (or any franchise, for that matter) producing its most confident, exciting and generally best entry on the fifth try?  Fast Five continues the, er, saga that began with 2001's surprise hit The Fast and the Furious by assembling an all-star team of actors from previous installments to stage a nifty Rio-set heist movie that is easily the finest of the series.  Director Justin Lin, in his third go-round, keeps upping the ante on the action spectacle and his cast has gotten really comfortable with both their roles and each other, leading to a camaraderie that goes a long way to compensate for their dramatic limitations.  It's hard to imagine what a fan might be expecting from Fast Five that they won't get, right down to the introduction of a splendid new adversary for the gang in the person of Dwayne Johnson.  It's unlikely to win any new converts to the Furious universe, but it's a high octane good time that's a perfect way to start the summer movie season.

On the run after pulling off the spectacular prison breakout that ended Fast & Furious (and, the movie is very clear, killed no one on that prison bus despite all visual indications that it killed everyone), Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker, veteran of FF 1,2 & 4) and Mia Toretto (Jordana Brewster, 1 & 4) take a job suggested by their former cohort Vince (Matt Schulze, 1) to help steal a bunch of DEA-seized cars from a speeding train.  The job goes horribly awry, requiring Mia's brother Dominic (Vin Diesel, 1 & 4, with a cameo in 3) to save Brian while she speeds away in a car of great significance to crime lord Reyes (Joaquim de Almeida), who runs everything illegal in Rio.  Three DEA agents are gunned down during the botched heist and our heroes are blamed, bringing Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and his fugitive retrieval team to town with the intention of bringing down the suspects with extreme prejudice.  He requests rookie Elena (Elsa Pataky) to assist him, confident that she's the only honest cop in town.  Dom, Brian and Mia find the important part of that car:  a microchip containing every piece of information about Reyes' business.  When Mia tells Brian she's pregnant, Dom decides it's time for all of them to get out of their criminal lifestyle, which means One Last Job, stealing a hundred million dollars in dirty money from the man who framed them.  They're gonna need a team, and luckily they've got a whole franchise worth of supporting players to choose from.  Cue Roman (Tyrese Gibson, 2), Tej (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges, 2), Han (Sung Kang, 3 & 4), Gisele (Gal Gadot, 4) and brothers Leo (Tego Calderon, 4) and Santos (Don Omar, 4).  Together, they get the fast cars and computer tech they'll need to get Reyes to put all his money in the same place, and he's paid enough bribes to get himself one REALLY secure spot:  a private vault in the evidence room of the Rio Police Department.

The Furious franchise was running on fumes when Lin and writer Chris Morgan assembled a new cast for the dreadful Fast & the Furious 3:  Tokyo Drift.  But from the moment Diesel closed that movie with a cameo, the original stars have returned with a vengeance and the creative team that couldn't do anything right their first time out has gotten a firmer and firmer grasp of what makes these movies run.  It doesn't hurt that by Fast Five, they seem to have access to unlimited funds:  the opening and climactic action sequences would be stunning by James Bond's standards, let alone a series that started out as a B-movie afterthought.  Sure, Lin plays as fast and loose with the laws of physics as his characters do with the speed limit, but he's always able to keep you in the moment, the most important thing when people are falling hundreds of feet into the water and popping up unharmed.  In fact, it's a shame the late, great Stephen J. Cannell didn't live to see Fast Five, because its ratio of carnage (sky-high) to fatalities (pretty low, and ALL bad guys) would make The A-Team proud.  It's amazing how many buildings and vehicles are destroyed during the climax while innocent civilians are always a step ahead of that multi-ton safe Dom and Brian are dragging behind their cars as all of Corrupt Rio chases them (remember, I said corrupt Rio:  Mia makes it clear that only dirty cops are in pursuit, so, you know, they get what they have coming).  And you don't want to mess with Hobbs' team, which pulls automatic weapons and blasts everything that moves every time they hear a twig snap.  Of course, they too never so much as scratch anyone who isn't evil.

The action is loads of fun, but the same has been true pretty much from the series' beginning.  Two things make Fast Five stand out.  First is the addition of Johnson:  for a franchise about criminals we're supposed to love, there's never before been a particularly strong law enforcement antagonist to make their lives miserable.  Hobbs more than does the job; he's like The Fugitive's Girard on, uh, steroids (not implying anything, Dwayne, but WOW those are some muscles...), barking orders, refusing to listen to logic and generally tearing Rio apart like a bull in a China shop.  I particularly loved a moment when Elena looks through the heroes' file, puzzled about why they're so virtuous when they're supposed to be criminals.  “This doesn't make any sense,” she says, leading Hobbs to offer “You know what makes sense?”, grab the file and toss it across the room.  No subtleties to this guy!  Predictably, he and Diesel have a delightfully vicious knock-down, drag-out fight, and even he eventually gets pulled into the story's obsession with shades of grey.

The other newfound strength of FF is the clever idea to work the saga's laundry list of guest stars for all it's worth.  Nobody's been in all five movies, so a whole lot of people have been in and out of Dom and Brian's lives, and together they don't just make a nice Ocean's Eleven-style ensemble (Fast Five actually reminded me a lot of The Italian Job), but it's the rare movie where two crooks call in all their old associates and we actually know them and their past associations.  Because, as I mentioned previously, this isn't a thespian all-star team, Five wisely leans on bonding and sentimentality rather than drama in the group's dynamic.  Diesel does have a way with gravitas, just as Walker is great at convincing us he LOVES to drive fast.  Gibson and Bridges have nice comic interplay, and it's fun to see Kang and Gadot have an inter-sequel love affair.  And I was very happy to see Mia finally get on board with the family business of crime:  Brewster's never looked lovelier, and she makes a nice Girl Friday for Brian in his adventures instead of always poo-pooing the fun.

It can be argued that Fast Five is ten to twenty minutes too long, but the fat is mostly in the middle.  I mentioned the bit with the safe already, but it bears repeating that it's one hell of an action climax just as the gambit on the train gets the movie off to a rollicking start.  And I can't stress enough how much fans of the franchise will want to hang around for a credit cookie that sets up Fast Six, or 6 Fast 6 Furious, or whatever the clever folks at Universal will decide to call the inevitable sequel.  No reason not to continue the Furious experiment:  when a ride's going this fast, who wants to get off?

      
 
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