Ghost Rider
***

Written and Directed by Mark Steven Johnson

Cast
Nicolas Cage as Johnny Blaze
Eva Mendes as Roxanne Simpson
Sam Elliott as Caretaker
Wes Bentley as Blackheart
Peter Fonda as Mephistopheles

Rated PG-13 for horror violence and disturbing images

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
2/17/07

It cost a reported one hundred twenty million dollars and didn't screen for critics.  Its' production and release dates have danced around the calendar for years. Editing was still going on just weeks ago.  Despite a super-cool trailer, there were many reasons to fear that Ghost Rider, the latest Marvel Comics  movie adaptation would prove to be a turkey.  It does have its' issues, and shows signs of substantial editing and reshooting, but Daredevil writer/director Mark Steven Johnson has set out to make a fun crowd-pleaser about a flaming, leather jacket-clad skeleton who fights evil, and for the most part, he's succeeded.

The movie begins Years Ago, when young Johnny Blaze (Matt Long) joins his father (Brett Cullen) in a motorcycle daredevil act.  He plans to run away with his girlfriend Roxanne (Raquel Alessi) until he learns that his father suffers from terminal cancer.  A mysterious visitor (Peter Fonda) offers a chance for his father to be healthy again in exchange for Johnny's soul.  Mephistopheles keeps that deal, only to ensure that an accident kills Mr. Blaze shortly thereafter.  He promises to call in his marker someday and leaves an adult Johnny (Nicolas Cage) to a life of ever-increasing risk taking.  He runs into Roxanne (Eva Mendes) again just around the time that Old Scratch comes calling.  It seems that his son, Blackheart (Wes Bentley) is out to retrieve a legendary scroll that will permit him to Rule the World, and he needs the Ghost Rider to stop him.  Before Johnny can ask “Who's the Ghost Rider?”, he's been transformed into a cliche-spouting burning skeleton who rides 200 MPH atop a burning skeleton bike.  And, with the help of the mysterious Caretaker (Sam Elliot), the battle is on.

For all the money and massive production values on display, seams show all over Ghost Rider:  characters abruptly move within the frame and between scenes.  A scene where Johnny is amazed that the Caretaker doesn't know about the massive manhunt for him (“Don't you watch TV?”) is followed by one where his best friend (Donal Logue) tells Roxanne that he's “heard he got himself into some kind of trouble”.  There are moments when Cage seems to be playing Elvis rather than Johnny Blaze.  And a moment where Roxanne looks on in awe at something we never see that the Ghost Rider's done to hold off an assembled group of cops (“INSERT SPECIAL EFFECT HERE”?) tickled the hell out of me.  But Ghost Rider's saving grace is that the loopy tone it's shooting for is not necessarily out of line with an occasionally shaky production.  Cage personifies a certain kind of larkish cinemania (he was, after all, the “real” Castor Troy in Face/Off), and here the movie seems to be along for the ride.  I really liked the way Mendes (a skilled comedienne even if her dramatic skills could use some polishing) crafted the kind of Magic 8-Ball shaking goof who would actually be drawn to someone as odd as Cage's Johnny.  Peter Fonda is an absolutely perfect Devil:  his diabolical line readings make his power of Serlingesque Irony palpable.  You can't trust ANYTHING this guy says!  And what a great run of popcorn movie performances Sam Elliott is reeling off at this stage of his career.  While I don't want to give too much of the Caretaker's backstory away, there's a twist late in the game that he plays to the hilt.  Wes Bentley has fun as Blackheart, although the movie could have used a more commanding villain.  I no longer suspect he might have made a better Lestat than Stuart Townsend had he not dropped out of The Queen of the Damned:  the performances are quite similar.

Befitting its' budget, the special effects are as skillful as they are massive.  I only wish the characters they created were more consistently interesting.  Three elemental Blackheart henchmen reminded me of the villains in Elektra (NEVER a good thing!).  And while the Ghost Rider certainly looked cool, his dialog is like that of a living Talking Action Figure:  pull his string and he spouts random tough guyisms like “You're going down!” and “You're starting to piss me off!”.  He even finds time to flip off the cops.  On the plus side, I did enjoy the way the movie sticks to the character's duty to sort the Good from the Evil:  once he's pointed at someone and snarled out “Guilty” or “Innocent” he never harms the Innocent, and God help the Guilty.  And the Caretaker and Blackhart's climactic transformations (I'll leave it at that for the unspoiled) are super-cool.

Like many an FX extravaganza released during an off-season, Ghost Rider clearly isn't everything its' makers had hoped for.  The plot sometimes feels like cans being dragged behind the truck of Johnson's screenplay, and characters appear and disappear as needed (I did like the way a throwaway line about how Blaze never locks his elevator explains why people come and go from his home at will).  On paper, it actually bears a strong resemblance to Constantine, another good-looking supernatural comic book flick released in February.  The big difference is that Constantine aspired to be dark, serious and great, and so when it fell flat in the end was nothing but a disappointment. Ghost Rider only aspires to show you a good time, so even when it fails, it's still good for a few laughs.

     
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