Monsters vs. Aliens 3D
****

Directed by Rob Letterman and Conrad Vernon
Screenplay by Maya Forbes & Wallace Wolodarsky and Rob Letterman and Jonathan Aibel & Glenn Berger
Story by Rob Letterman & Conrad Vernon

Cast (voices)
Reece Witherspoon as Susan Murphy / Ginormica
Seth Rogan as B.O.B.
Hugh Laurie as Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D.
Will Arnett as The Missing Link
Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger
Rainn Wilson as Gallaxhar

Rated PG for sci-fi action, some crude humor and mild language

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
3/27/09

Back in the day, the eternal struggle in animation was between the Merry Melodies shorts of Walt Disney, with their cute, non-threatening menagerie of well-dressed animals living recognizably human lives and Warner Bros.' Looney Tunes, with vaguely psychotic critters living in the wild and blowing each other up with dynamite.  Today, a new generation of Disney animation is just as popular and just as proper:  hard to think of too many Disney/Pixar flicks that don't play to the 80-year-olds in the audience just as well as the preschoolers.  There's considerably less artistic ambition at play across the aisle at breakaway rival Dreamworks, where a winning formula that dates back to Antz mixes anthropomorphic critters of all shapes and sizes with what the MPAA likes to call “rude humor”.  You could argue that Disney's model is aimed at the adult in kids while the Dreamworks one shoots for the kid in adults.  And this time out, they've delivered a title to stir the imagination of 10-year-olds of all ages:  every last letter of Monsters vs. Aliens 3D promises awesomeness, and this animated sci-fi action comedy delivers it in spades.

It's Susan Murphy's (Reece Witherspoon) wedding day, but her plans to tie the knot with vaguely loutish TV weatherman Derek Dietl (Paul Rudd) are interrupted by a meteorite which falls on top of her outside the church.  Infused with exotic alien radiation, she grows to 50 feet and is captured by government soldiers.  She awakens inside a government facility so secret speaking its' name is a federal crime:  General W.R. Monger (Kiefer Sutherland) has renamed her Ginormica and locked her away along with a strange collection of other monsters he's captured in 50 years of keeping the world safe from the unexplained.  She joins mad scientist Dr. Cockroach (Hugh Laurie), defrosted fish man The Missing Link (Will Arnett), brainless blob B.O.B. (Seth Rogan), and the truly gigantic irradiated bug Insectosaurus (unintelligible roars by Conrad Vernon).  It's Monger's every intention to lock these guys away until the end of time, but the very same radiation that changed Susan has also drawn the attention of the evil Gallaxhar (Rainn Wilson), who sends a giant robot to Earth to search for it.  With the United States in panic, the General offers President Hathaway (Stephen Colbert) the services of his monsters, who agree to battle the alien machine in exchange for their freedom.  But it won't be that easy:  Gallaxhar won't give up his power source without a fight, and only one side will be left standing in the eternal struggle between monsters and aliens.

No, Gallaxhar doesn't have a sympathetic backstory that allows him to make friends with the monsters (the backstory he does have is divvied out in absolutely hilarious fashion) and Insectosaurus doesn't just want a family.  We're firmly in Dreamworks territory here and Monsters vs. Aliens is fast, funny and action-packed, delivering the goods and getting out in just a hair over 90 minutes (padded out by the slowest, biggest-fonted end credits since Red Eye).  The movie does have a message (that it's OK to be different, and sometimes those differences are the best things about us), but it's delivered without a moment of preachiness (or even speaking it aloud).  I was also really struck by how good-hearted the story is:  all kinds of moments where duplicity and betrayal are de rigeur in Hollywood movies are left to go by as the monsters never stop working as a team and General Monger never goes back on his word.  I don't usually get into this sort of thing because I'm not a parent, but I think this is a movie kids will love that's also really good for them.

And a big reason both kids and adults will love it is a really wonderful set of characters.  Start with Susan/Ginormica.  On paper, she's got a big ol' Wet Blanket sign around her neck, the identifiably human character who gets all the screen time while the cool ones are forced into the background.  But voiced with that potent star power Witherspoon can (but doesn't always) deliver, she emerges as a real character on a real journey that really interested me.  As a 50-foot woman, she finds strength and courage she never knew she had, and also finds that she likes herself better this way.  And the script skillfully keeps her dreams of living happily ever after with the odious Derek in play without allowing them to eat up more screentime than they should.  It's a weird thing to say, but as I think back over her career, I think tolerance is a note Witherspoon plays (as in Legally Blonde and Penelope) better than just about anybody, and Susan's bond with her fellow monsters is really convincing.

The character most people will be talking about, though, is B.O.B.  A gooey mass created by a failed experiment to create a tasty new dessert, B.O.B. has no brain (“Turns out, you don't need one!”) and does occasionally forget how to breathe.  Between Seth Rogan's outstandingly dimwitted vocal performance (he's a real master of voice work) and the amazing work of the animators, this blob is both lovable and fascinating.  He's got a single eye that floats around in his mass and can be removed once in a while, and we see him pass through solid objects and eat things that slowly and visibly dissolve inside him.

Dr. Cockroach is just the right mix of mad and loyal, and Laurie has a ball with his relentless enthusiasm.  Created by a theoretically sound experiment to imbue humans with the indestructibility of the cockroach (one of many delightful pieces of black-and-white historical footage Monger shows the President when introducing his charges), the Doctor is smart enough to build anything out of trash and cockroach enough to eat everything he doesn't use.  And that Ph.D. turns out to be in something surprisingly useful.

For reasons known only to him, The Missing Link may have been thawed out of the arctic ice, but he's interested only in heading for the beach and scaring bikini-clad women.  Arnett affects a great world-weary, out-of-shape voice for the only one of the monsters capable of communicating with Insectosaurus, who helps him cheat at cards.  Credit goes to the animation team that made all these critters just look delightful, but the big bug may be their greatest achievement, with his huge, unfocused eyes and puppy dog demeanor (watch his legs when The Missing Link tickles his stomach).

There are great supporting characters everywhere you look.  The evil Gallaxhar and his army of dimwitted clones are delightful.  Sutherland excels at voicing silly tough guys (he played a similar General role once on The Simpsons:  "Front line Infantry!") and he makes Monger as much of a sympathetic father figure as old-school war hero (good thing the man never goes anywhere without a parachute).  President Hathaway is a softball for Colbert's patented officious doofus persona (and wisely the only character in the movie drawn to resemble their real-life counterpart).  There's even a great one-scene role for Renee Zellweger as a girl whose really bad date is interrupted by an even worse encounter with aliens.

Directors Rob Letterman and Conrad Vernon keep things moving fast and furious and both their visuals and the screenplay they co-wrote with four other credited writers are peppered with great in-jokes nodding to old-school monster movies.  The plot in general owes great debts to alien invasion flicks from War of the Worlds to Independence Day (upon which the third act leans heavily).  The action sequences are surprisingly effective, and I credit the filmmakers for knowing the right speed (not that Godawful “I can't tell what's going on and everything's blurry” speed that's currently in vogue)  to run sequences built on stuff moving really fast.

You know I liked the movie when I've taken this long to get to the 3D, and Monsters vs. Aliens is a true milestone in the format.  There's one delightful nod at the very beginning to the notion of “throwing objects at the screen”, and from there the filmmakers take great advantage of all the possibilities of the new format.  You want surfaces?  From B.O.B.'s gelatinous mass to the slick skin of The Missing Link and Dr. Cockroach and numerous wonderful reflective surfaces, it's here.  You want depth?  Like U2 3D, the film has great success with differentiating the positions of the members of crowds, like Susan's wedding party and Gallaxhar's marching clones.  But it adds a great new trick with a vertiginous sense of heights best showcased by a sequence where the President climbs an unthinkably long flight of railingless stairs to speak “face to face” with the giant robot.  Looking over the edge, one can see a bottom that really seems to extend a good hundred feet into the screen.  You want action?  From those fast-moving first person shots to skillful use of explosions and even the vapor trails of jets moving across the screen, the action sequences are consistently heightened by wearing those glasses.  Monsters vs. Aliens was designed specifically for 3D, not retrofitted for it after the fact like most previous animated releases, and the care really shows.

Another early highlight of what's so far been a tremendous movie year, Monsters vs. Aliens may be the best movie ever to emerge from Dreamworks Animation.  It combines delightful characters with a great story in a family-friendly manner without losing any of its' anarchic edge.  Unlike its' Disney counterparts, it won't win any Oscars, but I already can't wait to see those crazy characters again.

     
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