Live Free or Die Hard
***1/2

Written for the Screen and Directed by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen

Cast
Tommy Lee Jones as Sheriff Ed Tom Bell
Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh
Josh Brolin as Llewelyn Moss
Woody Harrelson as Carson Wells
Kelly MacDonald as Carla Jean Moss

Rated R for strong graphic violence and some language

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
11/25/07

I've often said on this site that I'd always rather be one of those people that thinks a movie is awesome than the one that thinks it sucks.  I know some people take joy in being the one folding their arms and saying “You lemmings can have your Titanic, but I happen to know it is nothing but syrupy dreck”.  But in my case, nothing pisses me off more than watching the rest of the country hold its' “This Movie Rocks!” parade while I must stay home and ruminate on what it is they're smoking.  Alas... No Country For Old Men, Joel & Ethan Coen's return to their blood-drenched ironic noir origins, has been steadily building a tsunami of hype ever since its' premiere at Cannes this past May, allegedly falling somewhere between the Best Coen Brothers Movie Ever and the Best Movie of Any Kind Ever.  But I sit here hours after seeing it, able to admire the quality of its' performances, some great scenes, really nifty dialog and thrilling, suspenseful direction, but forced to admit that the movie as a whole simply left me cold.

Retired welder Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) is out hunting near his Texas trailer park home one day when he comes upon a strange scene:  five vehicles parked in the middle of the desert surrounded by dead bodies.  One man is still alive, but he's on the way out.  Llewelyn follows tracks away from the scene to find another dead body seated against a tree with a bag holding 2 million dollars next to him.  What's a man to do?  He takes it back to the trailer he shares with his indifferent wife Carla (Kelly MacDonald).  But, of course, when money like that gets lost, there are plenty of people looking for it, and chief among them is psychotic Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), who kills just about everyone who crosses his path, often with a freaky air gun hooked up to a tank he drags around with him.  Llewelyn quickly realizes he's got to run and does so, while Chigurh's superiors bring in the far more professional Carson Wells (Woody Harrelson) to clean up the mess and weary Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (Tommy Lee Jones) follows the trail of bodies.

Up to this point, so far so good.  Oh, I'll grant you, No Country For Old Men will never do in a minute what it can do in 5, and at times my attention wandered, but for the first two-thirds, its' strengths far outweigh its' weaknesses.  They start with a really strong cast.  Tommy Lee Jones is the poster child for avoiding plastic surgery as a movie star:  his road map features now seem to wear all the world's sorrows upon them, and the way his Sheriff Bell is barely able to engage the ever-rising tide of evil he meets on a daily basis is quite compelling.  At the same time, he gives the movie's sadistic plot a homespun grounding much the same way Frances McDormand's Marge did in Fargo.  Brolin, enjoying a major breakthrough year, is terrific as the no-nonsense Llewelyn, whose experience as a Vietnam vet (the movie is set in 1980) and construction worker combine to make him a near-equal to the lethal Chigurh.  And Javier Bardem is sensational as that embodiment of random violence.  It would be easy to take the role all the way over the top, but instead he is simply, quietly insane, making ever moment another character must share on-screen with him wonderfully scary.  The Coens' skillful action direction makes the most of his shockingly random murders and a great mid-movie showdown between he and Llewelyn (there's also a show-stopping chase scene early on where Moss desperately flees a dog swimming across a river).  Harrelson, who's refined his screen presence so well over the years, is also great as a man who proves to be too urbane for these circumstances.

Alas, at this point, the wheels come off and it becomes all too clear that we're watching the film version of a beloved book (by Pulitzer Prize winner Cormac McCarthy).  Certainly anyone who does any amount of reading knows that the movies and novels are two entirely different kinds of storytelling and you cannot simply “film” a book.  The lurching jumps in time, the tendency of people to stop and tell stories, for things to happen that we're not present for, it all works on the page because we must visualize all events for ourselves whether the author describes them as happening in the present tense or allows another character to tell us about them.  But in a movie, we need to be there when stuff happens, whether in the present tense, in a flashback, or in a really, REALLY well-staged monologue.  It's just not good enough to have people show up after the scenes the entire story has been building to have occurred off-screen with no witnesses.  Once a novel's action ends, it's all well and good to keep following the characters for another 50 pages and three generations, but if a movie's going to linger on after the story is over, it better have a really good reason for it.  No Country For Old Men never really has what I'd call momentum, but for a while, it does have a plot, and then that plot just sputters out and yet the movie keeps going.  It's a supremely unsatisfying ending (although the final scene is quite well crafted).  I've never read the book, but I know in my gut that excessive faithfulness to its' structure is No Country For Old Men's fatal flaw.

I think some of this has to do with another key difference between novels and movies.  Symbolism, the whole “The Oboe will now represent the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” thing, can work on the page, although I must admit I'm not that fond of it.  But movies are about metaphor, not symbolism, and No Country For Old Men is at least three degrees more symbolic than any good movie can get away with being.  As wonderful a character as Chigurh is, the film is not content to simply let him be a force of hellish random violence, to show us the kind of evil that's making it increasingly difficult for Bell to get out of bed, let alone do his job.  No, Chigurh must be EVERYTHING, he must symbolize Fate through an underdeveloped device of having him once in a while flip a coin to determine if his potential victims will live or die.  Trust me on this, nothing Two-Face did in Batman Forever can carry the kind of weight No Country wishes to place upon this action.  But at least I get where all this is headed, even if I don't think that the open-ended outcome of his final coin toss can compare with the unsolved mystery of what lies in John Goodman's box in Barton Fink to which it aspires.  On the other hand, Chigurh's final scene and what it's supposed to mean to me, is an utter mystery.  I know it MEANS something, but on the non-symbolic plane of plot on which all movies must first function in order to enjoy a second level of metaphorical meaning, it is a pointless cop-out.

I know, I know, I'm a philistine, I'm a loser, and I gave DOA:  Dead or Alive four stars.  But none of this changes the fact that as well-made and skillfully performed as No Country For Old Men is, it simply doesn't work.  So go have your fun, hand out your awards, and I'll be over here in the corner sulking.

     
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