| 9/6/08
Do something once and it's
just a thing. Do it twice and it's a tradition. So it goes
with the Palace's Summer Movie Scorecard, where I take myself to task for
the predictions I made at the beginning of
this most hype-filled of seasons. I picked the 15 movies I thought
I'd like the best, and now I stand before you to present my Summer Top
Ten.
I also offer good news on
two fronts. First and most important, this was a GREAT summer movie
season. Loads of great movies, lots more good ones. In fact,
between the opening week counterprograming dud Made
of Honor and August 15th's Star
Wars: The Clone Wars, I didn't see a single movie I gave less
than 2 1/2 stars. Of course, I did hand out 2 stars or less four
times in the season's last two weeks, but we're emphasizing the positive
here, folks!
Second, I get me some bragging
rights! Because unlike last year, when I didn't get one spot on this
top ten right ahead of time, this year I actually knew based on hype alone
what my favorite movie of the summer would be. And I think I had
lots of company.
1.The
Dark Knight
Prediction:
#1 CHA-CHING!
How Good Was It?:
So good, it got America buzzing about a Summer blockbuster AFTER it was
released.
How Did I Know?:
I bet on pedigree. Not only did Christopher Nolan direct the brilliant
previous Batman sequel/prequel, Batman Begins, but he's put together
a truly amazing run since exploding onto the scene with Memento.
And all three films (Memento, Knight and 2006's The Prestige)
he's co-written with brother Jonathan have been absolute Masterpieces.
2.Swing
Vote
Prediction:
Unranked
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to make me believe in the American electoral process.
At least until the lights came up.
What's My Excuse?:
Hype giveth, hype taketh away, and because his brand of movie has fallen
from favor, I seem to underestimate Kevin Costner every single year.
But for the 2nd summer in a row (last year it was Mr.
Brooks) he's in the runner-up spot. I knew Swing Vote
had a great idea, but political comedies are notoriously tricky to pull
off, not the least because they have a way of ending up very thinly veiled
Democratic campaign commercials. Not this time. Has any actor
over the last twenty years racked up as many great non-franchise credits
as Costner? There may be better actors, but just about nobody has
better taste in scripts.
3.Iron
Man
Prediction:
#4
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to start a revolution. It and The Dark Knight provide
the proof that each other's quality is no aberration: you really
can make a superhero movie that also works as a drama.
What's My Excuse?:
Hey, I was close! The error I'll cop to is slotting the Marvel blockbusters
in the wrong order. But that's what hype is all about: Incredible
Hulk's trailer was better...
4.Get
Smart
Prediction:
#8
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to prove Steve Carrell can do ANYTHING, even action, and to
demonstrate once again that you get a lot better product laughing with
a classic TV property than at it.
What's My Excuse?:
I never expected that writers Tom J. Astle &
Matt Ember would dust the high-flying action and hilarious gags with real
character depth. Love Maxwell Smart, sure! Laugh at
him, of course! But FEEL for him? Now THAT'S an achievement.
But Carrell is our most empathetic comic star and I shouldn't have been
surprised.
5.The
Happening
Prediction:
#11
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to relaunch M. Night Shayamalan's career, if only more people
had agreed with me...
What's My Excuse?:
The Sixth Sense auteur had been in a two-movie slump since Signs,
and the notion of him kicking up the content to an R-rated level seemed
to work against his strengths. But he found some new notes to play,
dusting this eco-horror flick with a ghoulish EC Comics sensibility that
helped make it both the summer's scariest movie and one of its' funniest.
Alas, it proved to be a divider and not a uniter, and there was no summer
movie I had more arguments about.
6.Tropic
Thunder
Prediction:
#6 CHA-CHING!
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to finish the summer (as the final major release before two
weeks of filler) the same way it began: with a movie so smart it
transcended a genre it also executed to perfection.
How Did I Know?: The
trailer may not have prepared me for how clever the movie's Hollywood satire
would be, or how good Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey would be in mostly
hidden roles, but it put us on notice that the summer would belong to Robert
Downey, Jr., who followed up his leading man triumph in Iron Man
with one of the year's best character turns, working on so many different
levels it's hard to list them all while being screamingly funny besides.
Every moment he's on screen is a treat
7.The
Incredible Hulk
Prediction:
#2
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to make Marvel maniacs drool over the comic company-turned
studio's master plan to unleash The Avengers on the world in 2011.
What's My Excuse?:
OK, so the trailer made the movie itself look a little deeper than the
finished product proved to be (but I reserve final judgment until I see
the longer cut star Edward Norton favored), but it still packed a first-rate
cast into a slam-bang thrill ride about a character who'd never before
come off as kinetic on-screen. Best viewed as I saw it, as a de factor
Iron Man sequel that continues the story of a rising tide of superheroism
in The Marvel Movie Universe.
8.Hellboy
II: The Golden Army
Prediction:
#7
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to prove the heroes of The Bureau of Paranormal Research and
Defense could anchor a good movie and not just be the highlights of a mediocre
one.
What's My Excuse?:
Again, I was pretty close, although the slam-bang trailer did raise my
expectations unreasonably high. And despite the glory of their cast
of characters, the Hellboy movies continue to be lesser bullet points on
Guillermo del Toro's outstanding resume.
9.The
X-Files: I Want to Believe
Prediction:
#3
How Good Was It?:
Good enough to give a Day One X-Phille much needed closure, if not to relaunch
the franchise.
What's My Excuse?:
I had HOPED it would be good enough to relaunch that franchise, but co-writer/director
Chris Carter made the questionable choice to make the comeback vehicle
a moody drama whose genre elements were its' weakest feature. But
its' character moments soared, and it deserved a better fate than it got
from the X-Files' former fan base.
10.You
Don't Mess With the Zohan
Prediction:
Unranked
How Good Was It?:
I'll admit, it was really inconsistent, but the last hour is comic gold
and in a close race, I prefer to take the highest highs and forgive what
are, admittedly, some low lows.
What's My Excuse?:
It sounded ridiculous (and not in a good way), in large part because the
studio was promoting the parts of the movie that don't really work (commando-turned-hairdresser,
all that) at the expense of the ones that do (political satire, action
movie spoofery and one of the craziest casts you'll ever see). The
kind of movie that only gets made if your star has pretty much unlimited
power, and I'm glad Adam Sandler's using his for goodness instead of for
evil.
What about the rest of my
list? Well, this year I was pleased to see all 15 movies on it, and
to enjoy all but one (#15 Hancock, with its'
implosive final third). #5 Indiana
Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was fun, albeit forgettable
time spent with one of our greatest movie heroes, #9 Journey
to the Center of the Earth delivered the 3-D goods and #14 WALL-E
was, despite its' flaws, one of the more interesting animated movies in
recent years. #10 Wanted, #12 Speed
Racer and #13 The Mummy:
Tomb of the Dragon Emperor all had their moments, but I'd be lying
if I said they didn't disappoint.
Other summer highlights that
took me by surprise? Unranked and off my radar, the totally different
Step Brothers and Traitor
were happy surprises. And The Chronicles
of Narnia: Prince Caspian improved on its' predecessor in a way
that made its' box office failure one of the season's biggest surprises.
What wasn't a surprise was that I resisted having any urge to see chic
hits Sex and the City and Mamma Mia!.
Some will look at the season's
box office results and opine the continued decline of the non-pre-sold
property. I can't argue: there was never even a glimmer of
hope that people would go to see a movie like Swing Vote and fewer
and fewer movies that aren't part of some kind of ongoing box office machine
(adaptation, sequel, A-list star/director vehicle, or a product of the
Pixar or Dreamworks animation machines) even bother to come out between
May 1 and Labor Day. But if cineastes take any hope from this season,
it's that revolution is ongoing from the inside. There's nothing
wrong with franchise movies if they're are good as The Dark Knight,
Iron Man or Tropic Thunder. And maybe raising the kiddies
on that kind of quality product will lead them to expect it every time
they go. Hey, Disaster Movie tanked: I choose to believe
in an optimistic future. |