Things I Don't Understand
****

Written and Directed by David Spaltro

Cast
Molly Ryman as Violet Kubelick
Aaron Mathias as Parker McNeil
Grace Folsom as Sara Lowe
Lisa Eichhorn as Dr. Anne Blankenship

No MPAA rating (figures to be an R for language and drug use)

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
12/5/11

The absolute best thing you get to do as a film critic (even a self-proclaimed one such as myself) is to support the work of under-the-radar filmmakers you admire.  The Palace’s first real “discovery” was …Around, the debut feature by writer/director David Spaltro, a brilliant meditation on homelessness, the impulse to create that comes from a damaged psyche, and the malaise of youth fronted by an amazing performance by Rob Evans.  My rave wasn’t enough to push …Around into the national discussion (it’s available on Amazon, however, and you should really check it out), but it did allow me to correspond a bit with the filmmaker and star, and I’ve remained in touch with Spaltro on Facebook throughout work on his follow-up feature, as I noted a couple months ago when I saw a rough cut.  I’ve just finished watching the final version of Things I Don’t Understand and I can now say with certainty what I thought to be the case back then:  this witty, heartfelt dramedy is the best movie I’ve gotten as a screener in the five years I’ve been doing this.  Once again fronted by a captivating lead performance (by …Around supporting player Molly Ryman) backed by an equally impressive supporting turn by newcomer Grace Folsom, Things stands now at a moment of infinite possibilities because I think it’s the kind of movie the mainstream indie audience would really embrace if they got a chance to see it.  Full disclosure alert:  after offering my thoughts and kicking in a few dollars to the post-production fund after seeing the rough cut, I do have a “Special Thanks” credit at the end of the movie, and I’m really proud of that.  Things I Don’t Understand is the kind of movie you really want to be associated with, be it as a critic, an artist or a fan.

Violet Kubelick (Molly Ryman) has willingly jumped from the fast track her life was on:  haunted by the death of her sister when she was young, she’s turned a doctoral thesis on what happens after you die into a slow-rolling life’s work highlighted by an “experiment” in slitting her own wrists that’s landed her on the couch of therapist Dr. Blankenship (Lisa Eichhorn).  Violet has taken a minimum wage job in a bookstore she works hard at doing badly, revels in empty sex, drugs and booze, and enjoys a single island of contentment:  the crummy apartment she shares with two slacker artists, Remy (Hugo Dillon) and Gabby (Meissa Hampton).  While most of her nightly sexual conquests are men she hates on sight, lately Violet’s had her eye on Parker (Aaron Mathias) who tends bar below their apartment.  He’s an intriguing puzzle for her inquisitive mind, a very single, very handsome guy who never takes off a wedding ring and never answers his cell phone no matter how often it rings.  And he becomes even more interesting when, after a night of bonding conversation, he walks Violet to her door… and leaves.  The roommates are faced with a more pressing dilemma:  the owner of their beloved home is about to sell the building and they’re out unless they can come up with $20,000.00 in two weeks.  All of which leaves Violet feeling more helpless and adrift than ever, so Dr. Blankenship sends her to a hospice center to conduct another interview for her thesis… and meet Sara (Grace Folsom), a dying young woman in need of a friend in her final days.  The next few weeks will change Violet’s life forever.

For a movie about a woman tormented by the knowledge that she and everyone she will ever know is simply going to die, Things I Don’t Understand is surprisingly full of life.  And that starts with Violet herself, and the tremendous work Ryman does in the role.  Yes, she’s self-destructive and morose, but the girl is also a lot of fun to be around.  The actress really sells us the fact that Violet is both totally committed to her self-imposed downward spiral and also someone with the tools to pull the nose up:  it’s easy to believe this smart, quick-witted girl could have done anything she wanted before deciding to devote herself to not making eye contact with her customers lest they start asking questions.  People are always asking where the great female lead roles are and I think part of that is that it’s rare to let an actress have the kind of entertainingly snarky self-loathing male characters often wear as a badge of honor, but Ryman’s lucky enough to get a part like that here and she really runs with it.

The movie’s other pillar is Folsom, who could easily have played Sara as a Sainted Cancer Patient cliché, but doesn’t.  Yes, this young woman has a quick wit and feisty streak of her own, but that doesn’t mean she’s not lonely and more afraid than she’s willing to admit.  While Folsom is delightful saying all the things a cancer patient isn’t supposed to say, it’s the vulnerability she brings to Sara and Violet’s conversations about the road that led her to the hospice and the barely concealed desperation with which she keeps inquiring if her new friend will be back the next day that make the performance special.  Without giving too much away, the script throws her a challenging spin on the role late in the game and she’s very good in her final scenes, particularly the last one.

Another thing that distinguishes Things I Don’t Understand from most of the low-budget indies I get in the mail is that the acting is solid across the board.  Yeah, there’s an exception or two in tiny roles and one extra who made me think “where did they find THAT guy?” but many a Hollywood flick would kill for the authenticity Spaltro gets out of Dillon and Hampton in the “quirky artist roommate” roles that so often feel forced, and Mathias makes a rock-solid man of mystery (aside from one pet peeve:  I did start to wonder after a while why he was the only character in the movie who never seems cold.   Maybe Parker just really knows how to dress for those New York winters).  Eichhorn, the veteran of the cast, makes a really cool movie shrink, wearing effective kid gloves in her verbal sparring sessions with her hostile patient.  And Eleanor Wilson provides solid comic relief as an actress friend of Parker’s who’s just a little too nice.

All of which makes a solid undercard to the Main Event:  once again, Spaltro has created a central character I really bonded with, taken them on an emotionally resonant journey and gotten a powerhouse performance in that role.  Things I Don’t Understand takes place in a far sunnier universe than …Around, one open to the possibility that things just might turn out better than OK.  I think it’s also a movie more likely to be generally embraced if for no other reason than that audiences tend to like their indie movies at least as funny as they are sad.  As I publish this review, Things has yet to begin the film festival odyssey that will ultimately determine its fate, but let me give it one last encouraging push:  give it a chance, I think you’ll really like it.  After all, I certainly didn’t make a contribution to the post production fund for The Last Airbender.

     
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