Transsiberian
***

Directed by Brad Anderson
Written by Brad Anderson & Will Conroy

Cast
Woody Harrelson as Roy
Emily Mortimer as Jessie
Kate Mara as Abby
Eduardo Noriega as Carlos
Thomas Kretschmann as Kolzak
Ben Kingsley as Grinko

Rated R for some violence, including torture and language

      
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
9/12/08

As long as I can remember, I've had a dream that goes like this:  I show up in high school, having not attended a single class all year, on the day of the finals.  Not only must I take the tests with no idea what the material was, but I have this great aching sense that if anyone notices that I've never been there before, I'm screwed.  I'm sure you have a recurring dream or two like it yourself:  maybe not the test-taking part (my subconscious is such a cliche!), but certainly that nagging sense that you're running behind, about to be caught.  Perhaps it's this part of our collective unconscious, that feeling of having our fight-or-flight instinct caged by a society that will allow us neither option, that makes train-bound tightening-noose thrillers like Transsiberian such an enduring subgenre.  There's something about the tight quarters of a train, surrounded by strangers, with the relentless noise of the massive machine rolling over tracks, that invites paranoia.  And within those confines, director Brad Anderson, backed by a great cast, knows how to deliver suspense.  The script he co-wrote with Will Conroy isn't half as clever as it thinks it is, but it has a methodical energy and crackles with the thrills of someone else's bad dream.

Roy (Woody Harrelson) and Jessie (Emily Mortimer) are a married couple taking the Transsiberian Railroad back from a mission doing charity work in China.  He's a deeply religious do-gooder train nut, while she's been mostly along for the ride in a marriage that saved her from a misspent, reckless youth.  While the trip was supposed to be the adventure that jump-starts their troubled relationship, she finds her attention wandering to their cabin-mates on the train.  Carlos (Eduardo Noriega) is a relentlessly chatty world traveler who makes no secret of his interest in Jessie.  Abby (Kate Mara) is a troubled kid from Seattle who bonds with the woman who sees her as a younger version of herself.  When Roy gets a little too caught up in taking in the sights at one of the train's stops, he's left behind, forcing Jessie to wait over a day for him at the next stop.  Oh-so-helpful Carlos and Abby stay with her, and she takes a fateful trip into the woods with her admirer.  Once she reunites with Roy and they get back on the train, they have a new cabin-mate:  Russian Police Detective Grinko (Ben Kingsley), who's searching for drug mules who conceal heroin in nesting dolls.  Like the ones Jessie finds were slipped into her bags before she got back aboard.  By now, she's got too many secrets of her own to come clean with the cop, and every lie she tells only digs her in deeper.  And you know how it is on these sinister trains:  nothing is as it seems.

OK, here's the thing about Transsiberian:  no matter how hard Anderson, Conroy, and his highly capable cast try to keep us misdirected and off-balance, everything pretty much IS what it seems because the twists and turns they have up their sleeves are entirely too familiar to treat as twists.  If you can still approach a movie like this expecting the out-of-the-blue new pals of a couple of Americans traveling abroad to honestly be good and true, I admire you, because I've just seen too many movies at this point to expect anything but the opposite.  And it seems like the more obvious Transsiberian's twists become, the harder the movie works to hide them, resulting in its' single biggest misstep:  the key sequence that takes place in the forest when Jessie and Carlos are alone is played far too subtly, making her reaction seem closer to a mental breakdown than what it really is.  It took me a lot of miles of train track to realize how I was supposed to have processed that scene, and it's not supported by the way it plays out on-screen.

That Transsiberian still works is a tribute both to Anderson's skills behind the camera and a really great cast.  Pulling off a thriller like this is all about pacing, and this movie takes its' sweet time to pull you into the world of the characters, building one ominous detail on top of another before the movie even shifts into true thriller mode about halfway through.  You KNOW something bad's gonna happen, but until that midpoint jolt, nothing was see actually rises above the level of “Man, you wouldn't believe what happened to us on our trip!”  But when it does, things escalate in a hurry, and Anderson turns up his simmering tension to a relentless boil.

But it's the cast that keeps us glued to these characters, led by Mortimer, whose innate twitchiness can grate in the wrong role, but here she's the perfect choice to play a woman who starts the movie ready to crawl out of her own skin in boredom and ends up desperate for any way off a speeding train.  Throughout the movie, she never once speaks a word about what happened in that fateful scene I didn't like, but Mortimer does such a good job that she's able to bring it all into focus and keep us right with what she's thinking.  Harrelson calls skillfully on his inner square to make the movie's one totally blameless character sing:  just because Roy's a relentlessly dorky do-gooder who cares WAY too much about trains doesn't make me think for a second that he wouldn't be a fun guy to be around.  I really liked the way his even keel serves him well when tensions escalate late in the game.  Noriega oozes smarminess, but also hits the right notes to make his cozying up to Roy and Jessie believable.  I still don't know whether to blame him or Anderson for the odd cues I got from him in, you know, that scene.  Mara is really good at wistful sadness (for further evidence, see Brokeback Mountain or We Are Marshall), although I could deduce most of her character's secrets from her choice of eye shadow no matter how much she tried to steer me the other way.  Kingsley is very good in a role that could have been sheer scenery-chewing.  Oh, he still gets a matte or two stuck in his teeth, but Grinko feels like a very real product of the vacuum created by the fall of the Soviet Union.  He's charming when he needs to be, scary when he needs to be, and always convincingly plotting his next step.

It's funny how times change:  I couldn't help but think that Transsiberian is being sold as an “art house” thriller even though it's exactly the kind of movie that dominated mainstream moviegoing in the late 80's and early 90's.  Sure, it takes its' sweet time, but the starpower, action and thrills are there.  It's even got a kinda suspect screenplay:  what could be more mainstream than that?  I suppose it's another sign that Hollywood sees no upside in catering to an adult audience who've increasingly abandoned moviegoing.  But those who do turn out will find that Transsiberian is a trip through familiar ground that still finds a way to wring new jolts out of our primal fears.  Just like that crappy finals dream.

      
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