Wall Street:  Money Never Sleeps
**1/2

Directed by Oliver Stone
Written by Allan Loeb and Stephen Schiff

Cast
Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko
Shia LaBeouf as Jake Moore
Josh Brolin as Bretton James
Carey Mulligan as Winnie Gekko
Eli Wallach as Jules Steinhardt

Rated PG-13 for brief strong language and thematic elements

     
Reviewed by Lamar Kukuk
9/25/10

Much has been written about the tragic demise of the drama as a viable box office attraction, which has marginalized it to the same low-budget production level as horror movies.  Where this has been most tragic is for the great dramatic filmmakers of the time when you really could dominate the box office with a movie that said yes to grown-ups with moral conundrums and no to giant robots.  Accustomed to working on expensive productions with elite talent, they are asked to adapt or die.  So it is that Oliver Stone, once the mighty auteur of blockbusters like Platoon and Born on the 4th of July, now finds himself in a virtually for-hire position on a sequel to his own iconic hit Wall Street on which he doesn't even share screenplay credit.  Wall Street:  Money Never Sleeps is very much a committee product, swishing around a half-dozen ideas for an interesting return of Michael Douglas' iconic Gordon Gekko but never really deciding which one to go with.  With Douglas back in fine form, joined by strong performances by Shia LaBeouf and Josh Brolin, Money Never Sleeps remains interesting for most of its running time without ever generating much in the way of dramatic momentum.  Then, when it seems to have run its course, the film just keeps going and going and going, reversing, revising and copping out until closing moments that are almost embarrassing in their desperation to sell tickets.  Too bad, because its ambition to dramatize the forces the led to the 2008 Wall Street collapse is a noble one.  But sober drama and squishy soap opera don't mix well, and this Wall Street comes off as more an apology for the financial sector than a damning of it.

The year is 2008, seven years since insider trader Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) was released from prison.  He's promoting a book in which he predicts the doom of the high-flying economy when he's approached by investment banker Jake Moore (Shia LaBeouf), the fiance of his estranged daughter Winnie (Carey Mulligan).  Jake's interested in putting her family back together, but he's also got reason to want Gekko's advice.  His mentor Louis Zabel (Frank Langella) has killed himself after his bank's value collapsed under the machinations of Bretton James (Josh Brolin).  James is the same former Gekko associate whose tips helped put him away, and Gordon is happy to help dig up information on his misdeeds.  Meanwhile, Jake takes his own revenge, spreading false rumors that cause James' bank, where he hopes to succeed aging chairman Jules Steinhardt (Eli Wallach), to suffer over a hundred million in losses.  But James isn't mad, he's impressed, and asks Jake to come work for him.  Jake brings with him a pet project, hoping to nurture a fusion energy project until it makes him a fortune, and it seems to be just what some visiting Chinese investors are looking for.  But Winnie advises him that he can't trust men like her father, and both Gekko and James have angles to play as the financial bubble prepares to burst.

As viewers of Michael Moore's far more effective Greed is Not Good screed Capitalism:  A Love Story will recall, the biggest reason derivatives and their money-stealing brethren prosper is because no more than a handful of Wall Street wizes even really know what they are.  As such, the machinations of the billionaires who flew high while we deluded ourselves that we too could ride refinancing the rising “value” of our homes into free money don't exactly make for electrifying cinema.  Perhaps if, like Moore, Wall Street:  Money Never Sleeps was focused on exposing their schemes, it would have more pop, but the script by Stephen Schiff and licensed stock broker Allan Loeb isn't really focused on anything.  You've got the Gekko family drama, the “Greed or Good?” relationship between Gekko and Jake, Jake's quest for revenge against James, the fall of Jake's mother's (Susan Sarandon) Realtor business, Dr. Masters (Austin Pendleton) and his fusion energy experiments, and Jake and Winnie's romance all fighting for screen time.  This limits every one of these threads to being subplots, and the movie putters along keeping all the plates spinning but never really catching fire.

It's the stars who most kept my interest.  Everybody's here to see Douglas reprise his most famous role, and making Gordon Gekko a wily outsider brings out the best in the charismatically sinister Oscar winner.  He lives large, quips hilariously and generally surfs the razor's edge of an “is he or isn't he?” role like a champion.  Pity he's not on screen more, but then, nobody really is.  LaBeouf responds to the challenge of his weightiest dramatic role to date with an impressively determined performance and never seems outclassed by actors who've never called Optimus Prime their friend.  While he and Mulligan don't really strike sparks, his early scenes with Langella are pivotal, establishing Jake as a guy who actually does care about people and not just dollar signs.  Brolin, who gave his career-best performance in Stone's W., perfectly underplays the soulless man whose answer to the question of how much money he'd need to retire is “more”.  I also liked Sarandon, who's tasked with representing the financial meltdown's affect on the average person and enters into that fugue of self-delusion she plays better than anybody while trying to prop up the Realty business that was going to mean she didn't have to have a boss anymore.  But, truth be told, there are more poor performances in small roles than you expect from a Stone movie.  There's no point singling any of them out, but several actors who appeared in only one or two scenes grated on me with less than professional work.  I expect better from the elite actor's director of his day, but, honestly, even the esteemed Wallach and Mulligan aren't as good as you'd hope.  And a Charlie Sheen cameo proves to be a bad idea both on the page and on film.

The plates keep spinning, not fascinating but certainly engaging, until the movie reaches the answer to the question of whether Gekko's intentions toward Jake and Winnie are sincere.  Once that is resolved, you can just feel Loeb and Schiff unable to answer the question of what their movie is actually about and starting to fire off random climaxes, one after another, to all its many threads.  I'm sure it doesn't go on quite this long, but it certainly feels like an additional half hour of false starts and unnecessary endings follow the movie's logical final scene, and the ultimate resolution of the Gekko/Jake/Winnie relationship in the movie's final scene feels so utterly unearned as if to suggest all three were just informed that the production had run out of film.  An additional tag over the end credits only makes matters worse.  The movie pays lip service to crowd-pleasing notions of family and “time” being more important than money, but none of the characters decisions ultimately seem to be motivated by anything more than greed or plot contrivance.  And so many sins ultimately go unpunished because the script pulls ways for everyone to win out of its hat.  “We like to be lied to.  We like bedtime stories,” Jake tells Winnie at one point.  Right before the movie starts lying to us and telling us bedtime stories.

Wall Street:  Money Never Sleeps isn't awful, but it also isn't very good and proves to be an utterly unnecessary extension of an iconic 80's hit.  Yeah, it's great to see Douglas, particularly during his current health crisis, revisit his most famous character so successfully.  But in the end, the movie really just feels like one of those “Hey, we can always do a sequel to X” movies stars and filmmakers turn to when their careers aren't going well.  In this case, greed doesn't turn out to be very good at all.

     
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